This was a Moment of Zen from late January, so you’ll have to trust that when I shared it with work, it was much more timely.
Disney really played us for fools with the new Boba Fett…

Sure, Temuera Morrison looks like a hardened bounty hunter who could survive a thousand years in a Sarlacc Pit…
But the original was way, way better.

My Boba Fett will always be a tired dad who puts smugglers in carbonite and sleeps with hot Twi’leks by night, but by day he is an accountant at H&R Block. He drives a Honda Fit with the license plate B0BA F3TT, but he’s saving up for Fett’s ‘Vette.