Introducing the 40W Laser Shotgun! Perfect for space cowboys, deadly disco dance offs, and mounting on sharks.
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The God Quad. Jesus-Lambtouching-Dammit, I miss those days. Things have changed a lot since then. Pictures no longer accurately represent the figures in them. It sounds...
Ton of Bing Ham Fun
Lindsey and I journeyed to the center of Binghamton and back yesterday. We did so much, I cannot begin to manifest it. We went to the Ross Park Zoo, and watched the...
Another Curtain Drawn Shut
This has been one heck of a weekend. It all started Friday, as I mentioned, taking my wonderful girlfriend out for dinner. We went to a Chinese buffet, and it was so...
Cake And Stage
First off, Happy Birthday Lindsey! We went out to dinner last night at this amazing china house buffet. It was scrumptious. Then we walked around Hartwick and the SUCO...