Torrents upon gallons upon leagues upon buckets have been pouring down in Norwich, and much of the rest of upstate NY for a few days now. This never seems like a problem. I mean, as a good friend of mine used to say, precipitation is like a fat kid. It’s great...
READ MORESupport this Troop
by Christopher Lynk | June 21, 2006 | Darkhive | 0 comments
This little adventurer had a long day today! I drove to Oneonta to pick up the Incredible Jennn. She was my cohort, my ally, on this exciting mission. We drove to...
The Great Rearranger
by Christopher Lynk | June 18, 2006 | Darkhive | 0 comments
My tolerance for third-party feng shui has found it’s edge. If anyone even lays a finger on my possessions, my “junk,” that finger will be added to a...
I School You Now!
by Christopher Lynk | June 11, 2006 | Darkhive | 0 comments
It seems to be getting more and more burdensome to compose up the recent events in Lynkistory when I don’t make post as often. It’s been an extensively drawn-out...
Humans are Mushy
by Christopher Lynk | June 6, 2006 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Happy 6-6-6 Day everyone! Prepare your zombie repellent, and apologies to whatever invisible man you normally talk to, for all that pr0n you look at! I’m quite...
Word to Yours
by Christopher Lynk | June 2, 2006 | Darkhive | 0 comments
It’s hotter than the insides of a Jawa’s robe. It has been quite some time since I’ve posted anything. It seems the well of ambition has been running a bit...
The Day After Tomorrow
by Christopher Lynk | May 23, 2006 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Just so you are all aware, oh friends on the east coast of the United States, I am predicting a devastating tsunami for Thursday. The Atlantic shall rage aimlessly upon the...
New Super Mario Bros. Review
by Christopher Lynk | May 23, 2006 | Darkhive | 0 comments
The portly, iconic plumber we all grew up with has gone through some changes over the years. What began as a simple hero-saves-princess tale, overused, yet some how, it...
Fire the Clothes Hanger
by Christopher Lynk | May 14, 2006 | Darkhive | 0 comments
More and more reasons are springing up to motivate me to leave the crew at Save Alot. The place just doesn’t emit the same magic it used to. Actually, the true purpose...
Rant Farm
by Christopher Lynk | May 7, 2006 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Rants are what you are used to from me, but lately, I’ve been in such a great mood, I’ve been starving you of the nourishment you so desire. I’m still in a...
Topics
Latest Blog Posts
- Moment of Zen – Super Mar10 Day!
- Moment of Zen – People Driving Cars
- Moment of Zen – The Fermi Paradox
- Moment of Zen – That One Thing You Learned in High School Biology
- Moment of Zen – Salmo the Baker
- Moment of Zen – Not My Boba Fett
- Moment of Zen – Arcades and Dragons!
- Moment of Zen – Pride Month!
- Moment of Zen – IKEA!
- Asteroid (2021) is a Terrible Movie Starring Oneonta, NY