Dumbledore dies. hahahahahahahahaha…. lynk…it’s for reasons like this that you are my husband arrrrgh! love, your faithful pirate-like wife...

I spoke about this recently a few entries back. There is a big controversy involving Rockstar Games’ title, “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.” For those of...

Indeed, my friends, it is true. My extraordinarily soft hair is no longer as long as it was for so long. Ever since that little incident where I let Steve shave a horseshoe...

http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101,68284,00.html?tw=rss.TOP As you all know, some computer savy modders made a patch for the latest Grand Theft Auto game, allowing...

Thanks to a couple of slacking, irresponsible parents from South Korea, I can no longer joke about selling my children for the sake of video games. You know what? Thanks a...

I began fleshing out an article a few days ago about how much I loathe Jesse McCartney, John Mayer, and Josh Groban. Erroneously, I decided not to rant about such problems...

Everyone takes this very day for granted. If it weren’t for historical events happening years ago on this very day, life, as we know it, would be non-existent. July 4th is...

Today was the Norwich High School Graduation. Brother Assface was in it today, celebrating this milestone, turning the tassel to accept his entry into a bold new world. He...

Oh splendid! I’ve been a busy little bayonet lately, and managed to get some free webcomic hosting AND a free domain name to go along with it! You want to check out...