Tonight is a grand night among all nights to ever exist. A night far better than any night that anyone has ever had before in their pitiful meaningless existence. Tonight is a night that stands stronger than a wall of feminists, and hopefully involves a whole lot less...
READ MOREStupid Away Messages
by Christopher Lynk | May 15, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I’ve never exposed to you this little game I like to play. When you put up a crappy, poem-ridden away message, I like to send it off to other people. Then we all laugh...
No More Teachers
by Christopher Lynk | May 11, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
My summer break has officially started today. Ironically, I am in the computer art lab as we speak, rendering out my final animation project. Other than this, I have...
It has Een-bay a Hile-way
by Christopher Lynk | May 9, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Lynk’s approaching finals week allergies are hitting their targets pretty hard, and the lack of good sleep certainly is not keeping shields at full. I don’t have...
Accordion to Me
by Christopher Lynk | April 29, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Things are slowly starting to wrap up this semester. I have a two classes that are for the most part completed, leaving only three left. I hope to be spending more time...
Manly Man
by Christopher Lynk | April 26, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Yesterday, everyone in this building received a voice mail stating that we would have no hot water today. Always up for a challenge, I decided to take a shower anyways. As I...
Spiderman on the Can
by Christopher Lynk | April 24, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
With great power comes great responsibility. While doing my daily routine excremental work, I, humble freelance computer artist, Lynk, was bitten by a large, half-dollar...
Would the Owner of a Level 23 Pikachu…
by Christopher Lynk | April 23, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I was inspecting the view outside my window, much like I always do, and spotted a very rare sighting. A wild Pikachu! It was hiding, disguised as a yellow VW. Fortunately, I...
Break Neck
by Christopher Lynk | April 23, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the end of the world. Electronics Boutique and GameStop are merging, the Guild Wars release is only a few days away, oh, and Benedict XVI...
Beyond Compare
by Christopher Lynk | April 18, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
The Guild Wars Beta Event was amazing. So much fun was had by all. I progressed all the way to Lion’s Arch. That’s where you can start making some real choices....
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