Hey hey, good news! It seems that good old Save Alot cannot fit me into their schedule just yet. That means I’m home for another week! How wonderful. Stuck here with two non-working parents who’d much prefer spend their time harassing me about everything....
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by Christopher Lynk | May 21, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Alright, it’s been a while. Actually, I wrote an entry a few days ago, but for whatever reason it didn’t get submited. It was about how much I hate Halle Berry...
All these weekends are the same
by Christopher Lynk | May 2, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Another weekend, another 40 CDs added to my collection, and another retarded research paper. This one was supposed to be done last weekend, so I didn’t have to worry...
Hostile
by Christopher Lynk | April 25, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Dear Nosey Journal Readers. It is evident to me that you can’t get enough of my entries. Some of you leave a simple…SIMPLE barely coheirent comment that usually...
Not so Easy Going
by Christopher Lynk | April 24, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
This is a story about the little boy who was given so much work, he flipped, snapped, and torn down an entire college campus in an “Incredible Hulk” sort of...
Girls, Volume 2
by Christopher Lynk | April 18, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I was actually going to treat you all to a little song. But no. That would be forgiving of me. Instead, let me entertain you with a little list of things I hate. I hate...
Girls
by Christopher Lynk | April 14, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
This entry is going to start with an example. Apparently, some girls need lots and lots of attention, from EVERYBODY. Everybody and anybody. And that it’s okay to get...
Jak and Daxter.
by Christopher Lynk | April 14, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I can’t believe it took me so long to actually initiate a relationship with this title. Being the Nintendo fanboy I am, I am very precarious when it comes to the more...
Ode to Beckywecky
by Christopher Lynk | April 13, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
(cue a driving country kinda tune on a bass guitar) This is a story about a girl I’m friends with When I see her enemies I get offensive I’ll beat em up like a...
ADD add…addicted.
by Christopher Lynk | April 12, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
This is so bad. This is worse than making fun of the illiterate. Ha. I can say that, because anyone to take offense wouldn’t be able to read it. Ha in deed. So...
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