It’s time to dim down the lights and snap our fingers. Alright, I promised from the very getgo there would be absolutly no poetry on this journal. This just proves I become better and better everyday, my power so overwhelming that over time, I even surpase my...
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What horrible danger has been unleashed upon the Earth? What is this mysterious form that lingers ominously in the sky, emanating darkness from one side and blinding light...
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Prologue
Welcome, salutations, and hello. Is it really that exciting to be reading the first post of this journal? If you said yes, you are right. If you replied with no, and giggled...
I’ve Won an Award!
Crack open the Mountain Hollar! I’ve won my first Award! Evidently you minions love my rants so much that you’ve decided to sacrifice your worthless time to...
Ah, back to college
I’m back home in the dorm at the GodQuad. Jones is back to sleeping on the floor in the common room, and Waylon lives here but far away. Perfect. The girls across the...
Ah, romance
There is something romantic about a state full of homeless old people, is there not? We might be saying fairwell to another massive number of trailer parks, but we are...
A Bad Week for Video Games
For all you who care, this has been a pretty rough week for gamers. Bill Gates repetitivly poked at Nintendo of America, offering his dirty money to purchase the century...
Don’t Vote
Don’t know who to vote for? Then don’t! Think you already have a firm decision? Forget it! Everyone seems so hot and bothered about the upcoming presidential...
Instant Messengers Suck
It all started out okay, but over the past few years, it’s gotten out of hand. Today, wherever you go, you cannot escape the horrid chiming of an instant message....