Sorry there Bro’s and Dudes and Dawgs. Allow me to pass out some soft double ply tissues with Aloe, and some Johnson’s and Johnson’s Baby Shampoo with the “No-Tears” formula. Perhaps once you all have a good cry about how horrid your...
READ MOREGood Morning
by Christopher Lynk | June 2, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I hate this place. This morning, I was woken up by my mom stomping around infront of my door muttering to herself how lazy I am and how I am sleeping in the same pants I...
New Computer for a Good Cause
by Christopher Lynk | May 31, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I downloaded the demo of Farcry, the new what looks to be standard for first person shooters on the PC. Unfortunatly, the game runs the not quite at 30 frames per second. ...
Henshin a Go Go Baby!
by Christopher Lynk | May 30, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
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I hate Walmart
by Christopher Lynk | May 22, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Hey hey, good news! It seems that good old Save Alot cannot fit me into their schedule just yet. That means I’m home for another week! How wonderful. Stuck here with...
Hitler
by Christopher Lynk | May 21, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Alright, it’s been a while. Actually, I wrote an entry a few days ago, but for whatever reason it didn’t get submited. It was about how much I hate Halle Berry...
All these weekends are the same
by Christopher Lynk | May 2, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Another weekend, another 40 CDs added to my collection, and another retarded research paper. This one was supposed to be done last weekend, so I didn’t have to worry...
Hostile
by Christopher Lynk | April 25, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Dear Nosey Journal Readers. It is evident to me that you can’t get enough of my entries. Some of you leave a simple…SIMPLE barely coheirent comment that usually...
Not so Easy Going
by Christopher Lynk | April 24, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
This is a story about the little boy who was given so much work, he flipped, snapped, and torn down an entire college campus in an “Incredible Hulk” sort of...
Girls, Volume 2
by Christopher Lynk | April 18, 2004 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I was actually going to treat you all to a little song. But no. That would be forgiving of me. Instead, let me entertain you with a little list of things I hate. I hate...
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