This evening, on Cartoon Network, during their Cartoon Fridays, a band of witty, rebellious youngsters who call themselves “Morning Wood,” will be making a rambunctious guest appearance to announce that yes, indeed, the cartoons will return after the...
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That guy… You see him all the time. He’s not a very sophisticated guy, he’s got a pick-up truck. This probably translates to his need for compensation due...
I’m in the drink…
From the quill of Lynk comes a tale not of retrogression, perhaps a complete debasement of the folklore you were once subscribed to, for now Lynk has got nothing but a...
Say Revelation
While settling with mediocrity might be for the majority of ape-descendents on this sad, pathetic little dot, I will not stand for it. While I’ve been saying this for...
Rain Drops Keep Fallin’ on my Head
Torrents upon gallons upon leagues upon buckets have been pouring down in Norwich, and much of the rest of upstate NY for a few days now. This never seems like a problem. I...
Support this Troop
This little adventurer had a long day today! I drove to Oneonta to pick up the Incredible Jennn. She was my cohort, my ally, on this exciting mission. We drove to...
The Great Rearranger
My tolerance for third-party feng shui has found it’s edge. If anyone even lays a finger on my possessions, my “junk,” that finger will be added to a...
I School You Now!
It seems to be getting more and more burdensome to compose up the recent events in Lynkistory when I don’t make post as often. It’s been an extensively drawn-out...
Humans are Mushy
Happy 6-6-6 Day everyone! Prepare your zombie repellent, and apologies to whatever invisible man you normally talk to, for all that pr0n you look at! I’m quite...
Word to Yours
It’s hotter than the insides of a Jawa’s robe. It has been quite some time since I’ve posted anything. It seems the well of ambition has been running a bit...