After watching “A New Hope” today with Michael and Jennn, which occurred after the three of us consumed one large stuffed-crust pizza and an order of boneless chicken balls and cheesy bread, the three of us took on a whirlwind adventure at the Small Mall....
READ MOREMet My Share of Crab-Bags
by Christopher Lynk | October 29, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Let’s do something pointlessly dramatic for a moment. i am so numb Phlech. Freakin’ little kids and your moaning, why won’t you ever stop? You don’t...
Oh Jackie, You are Silly!
by Christopher Lynk | October 15, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Can you believe it everyone? Jack Thompson is still dicking around. His persistence has become somewhat of a trademark for his shenanigans. He’s got an arrogance that...
Digital Alzheimer’s
by Christopher Lynk | October 11, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Yeouch. For a minute there, I saw the last five years of my life flash before my eyes. For those of you who were worried about my mental condition, my hard drives are still...
Senatus Populusque Romanus
by Christopher Lynk | October 2, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I have the biggest urge to mix blueberries and oatmeal with cabbage, kale, lemon pepper and sardines. In other news, I am starting up a Romulus Vitus Brotherhood. It seems...
Time to Construct a White Cell Army
by Christopher Lynk | September 21, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
It seems I wasn’t sick all that long ago. In fact, I’m sure the last time I was sick was the begining of summer. Sore throat, cough, runny nose, chest pains, and...
I will always believe
by Christopher Lynk | September 16, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Fuck you Sony, Fuck you Microsoft. There are no boomerangs, no breadboxes. It’s a little conventional, I must admit, but I am as excited as an old lady at a craft...
Ding Dong, You’re Wrong, Hollywood
by Christopher Lynk | September 4, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
This week a British scientist is announcing that most or all dinosaurs were coated in soft feathers, much like ducks and chickens and other birdlike creatures. Because of...
Sprite N’ Fit Yogurt
by Christopher Lynk | September 3, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
It’s been a while. I tell you folks, it’s been a good time so far. I moved in, set up everything by around noon. The roommate was in a little while later, and...
Welcome Back O-Staters!
by Christopher Lynk | August 20, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I, Lynk, would like to welcome you all back, and welcome any of you who might be brand new to Oneonta State. I expect you all to have a year drenched in awesomesauce, and...
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